Do you know who I am !!?

Celebrity is as celebrity does.

The very fact that you’re asking may indicate:

a) you don’t know either.

b) we are both at a loss as to your identity.

c) you’re not carrying photo I.D and a compact mirror to remind yourself.

This is a nicer problem to have though and easily remedied.

If you’re still in doubt – Crime is useful.

Whoever you are – get yourself arrested.

The area constabulary would be pleased to address you by your given name before miranda-isation.

Getting your misdemeanours and debauchery reported by the local press will provide you with a photo, name in bold and ten facts you can discover in print about yourself.

Above all, don’t fret.

You are a product of your biological creators. You have parents somewhere. And rest assured, you are mortal.

… just in case you were worried you were Thor.

Grace Nomel