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The words that got me fired

GalleryJune 19, 2019June 19, 2019 Tim Willow13 Comments

I never really got to be the best. I spent a lot of time hanging on the coat-tails of giants. At least I was in the same room. I was used to my ideas being overlooked, which is why I started my own venture at the weekends. Most of my work is dealing with people […]

Extra fools needed for the Anecdote provision service

GalleryApril 3, 2019April 1, 2019 Tim Willow16 Comments

  I am quite lucky to be, what most would consider, a bumbling fool. It really helps with my work for the anecdote provision service. Nearly everywhere I go I am able to collect new anecdotes for my job. If you decide to start working for them too, I have got two standard anecdotes for […]

Pork Pies and Hair spaghetti – looking good Timmy Boy

GalleryMarch 20, 2019March 17, 2019 Tim Willow16 Comments

This is my first Sponsored post. Please feel free to check my affiliations. As a blogger,especially a humour blogger, the first thing you learn is people just can’t help sending you free products. I have had so many nookmark bookmarks I was able to build a house extension with the bamboo they are made out […]

Stephanie Beacham and Me – the Truth

GalleryMarch 6, 2019November 16, 2018 Tim Willow12 Comments

Anecdote Provision Service – Jobs Available Now   As part of my work for the  Anecdote Provision Service (APS) it is my pleasure to share with you another opportunity. Purely for the simple,bored and mindless. I present you with a choice of anecdotes. Don’t use them all at once. Save it for when someone looks […]

5 Blogging tips to Save your Soul –

GalleryMarch 2, 2019March 2, 2019 Tim Willow22 Comments

I’ve made a few mistakes in my life. I sold my soul to the Devil, closed the car door right onto my thumb and once turned my finger green with burns while cooking. It ended up as a happy accident as I discovered the Devil’s affiliate scheme. I signed up immediately. My blogging really took […]

Humans 1 Robots 0 : I replaced a robot

GalleryFebruary 12, 2019February 11, 2019 Tim Willow10 Comments

For many years I worked in a local authority. It was my first job. I observed others to see what they did, I aimed to emulate them and become the best.   A lot of time was spent chatting. A lot of time was spent avoiding work. So I devoted myself to wilfully avoiding my […]

Bagpiper of the year competition 2018

GalleryJanuary 19, 2019September 23, 2018 Tim Willow19 Comments

Self Taught I was an auto-didact.  I learnt everything myself.  I couldn’t  learn in school. “That’s because your’e not capable.” said the internalised voice of my mother. I proved her wrong. I proved them all wrong. Sometimes you gain prominence because of a fluke. Then you work hard to maintain your position. Because of your […]

Anecdote provision service (APS) – part time opportunities

GalleryJanuary 5, 2019January 3, 2019 Tim Willow19 Comments

I’ve been working for the anecdote provision service (APS) for a number of years. It’s great. It’s only part time but I get paid for things I would have been doing anyway. It’s all about engaging bored and boring people. They may only be boring as they are short of anecdotes. It’s my job to […]

Can I rent your consciousness?

GalleryDecember 18, 2018December 17, 2018 Tim Willow23 Comments

It is never too late to be what you might have been. – George Eliot   Hi. My Name is Tim Willow. I always struggled in sales as I could never commit myself to the product. Until today. I came across an opportunity arrives that was just too good to turn down. I  quit my […]

Scottish Piper jobs still available

GalleryNovember 13, 2018November 13, 2018 Tim Willow13 Comments

Playing the bagpipes is everyone’s dream right? Then why not become a piper at a golf course? There are at least 17,448 golf courses in america At 5pm there is at least one that hires a Scottish piper to stand outside the bar and play the bagpipes. From my personal knowledge that means there are at least […]

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