I never really got to be the best. I spent a lot of time hanging on the coat-tails of giants. At least I was in the same room. I was used to my ideas being overlooked, which is why I started my own venture at the weekends. Most of my work is dealing with people […]
I am quite lucky to be, what most would consider, a bumbling fool. It really helps with my work for the anecdote provision service. Nearly everywhere I go I am able to collect new anecdotes for my job. If you decide to start working for them too, I have got two standard anecdotes for […]
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Anecdote Provision Service – Jobs Available Now As part of my work for the Anecdote Provision Service (APS) it is my pleasure to share with you another opportunity. Purely for the simple,bored and mindless. I present you with a choice of anecdotes. Don’t use them all at once. Save it for when someone looks […]
I’ve made a few mistakes in my life. I sold my soul to the Devil, closed the car door right onto my thumb and once turned my finger green with burns while cooking. It ended up as a happy accident as I discovered the Devil’s affiliate scheme. I signed up immediately. My blogging really took […]
For many years I worked in a local authority. It was my first job. I observed others to see what they did, I aimed to emulate them and become the best. A lot of time was spent chatting. A lot of time was spent avoiding work. So I devoted myself to wilfully avoiding my […]
Self Taught I was an auto-didact. I learnt everything myself. I couldn’t learn in school. “That’s because your’e not capable.” said the internalised voice of my mother. I proved her wrong. I proved them all wrong. Sometimes you gain prominence because of a fluke. Then you work hard to maintain your position. Because of your […]
I’ve been working for the anecdote provision service (APS) for a number of years. It’s great. It’s only part time but I get paid for things I would have been doing anyway. It’s all about engaging bored and boring people. They may only be boring as they are short of anecdotes. It’s my job to […]
It is never too late to be what you might have been. – George Eliot Hi. My Name is Tim Willow. I always struggled in sales as I could never commit myself to the product. Until today. I came across an opportunity arrives that was just too good to turn down. I quit my […]
Playing the bagpipes is everyone’s dream right? Then why not become a piper at a golf course? There are at least 17,448 golf courses in america At 5pm there is at least one that hires a Scottish piper to stand outside the bar and play the bagpipes. From my personal knowledge that means there are at least […]
The rebel fish 