I always found conversation difficult. Two reasons : I can’t maintain a pretend level of interest for longer than one second. I can’t break my habit of telling the truth, which seems to be social suicide. I needed to find a way round this. I needed a plan for when dialogue fails. If I didn’t […]
I was ‘let go’ from a job I didn’t enjoy for encouraging the manager to attempt airborne fornication with a spherical object in motion. I wasn’t superhuman back then , even less so now. every so often I do wonder if that manager ever ran with my suggestion. In hindsight; which is a wonderful thing, […]
Well raynotbradbury has asked me a silly question. Situation 1: I’d like to invite 4 people on the trip (with me), but they doesn’t have any money for the hotel or flight. Invite and pay for them? (I have the exact amount only). Or forget and wait until I’ll become the next billionaire? Here goes : […]
“The lies we tell ourselves are the lies other people use to con us” Tim Willow So that is my one line and this is Wednesday. What can go wrong? https://lindaghill.com/2018/08/29/one-liner-wednesday-settings/
‘If the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain’ arises from the story of Muhammad, as retold by Francis Bacon, in Essays, 1625: I try my best to minimize problems in my own life. As most people are making mountains out of molehills, I very much turn mountains into […]
Some of you will remember my hatred of flies. How I invented one sided Windows to take advantage of that – flies could not fly in but could fly out. One sided Windows post. Note to Sales staff : Sales are going quite well. Well done. However, I think we have an additional opportunity. Not […]
I’ve always hated flies. Once they’re in your house it so hard to get rid. Depending on the type of windows you have. The top opening ones are the worst. The flies get in but there is no way for them to get out again. Side opening windows are much better but it never solved […]
Get thee hence thine pain in the ass brain fog ! Drift. Swirl and ghost onward til nary a brain cloud hide burgeoning whimsy in its frittering escape. Oh awaken thine slumbering neurons. Delight in the freedom of flight and of childhood fantasy. Embrace the awe, wonder and excitement of ethereal joy. Dance! Dance unencumbered; […]
They say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it” First of all, who are ‘they’? There’s a secret gang of officials somewhere making up all of these well known phrases that just aren’t accurate known only as ‘they’ Not being able to have or own cake and eat it too just poses a real […]
In London, near Kings cross, in one of the back streets there is a pub next door to a Mosque called the Crown and Anchor I was staying locally,paying around 18 pounds a night. This tells you either how long ago, it was or how cheap it was. I remember stumbling out of the Pub, […]
The rebel fish 