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You are all talking about me right? #1linerweds

GalleryFebruary 20, 2019February 20, 2019 Tim Willow12 Comments

I couldn’t possibly consider that you aren’t. You’re not that foolish to spend your time on less important things are you? I grant you some sense. Lets face it I’m fascinating. I’m the only color in your drab world. You can’t admit it. As Ru Paul says, “Your fear of looking stupid is making you […]

Silly question #5, Are there potato trucks? I thought there was just bags.

GalleryFebruary 2, 2019February 2, 2019 Tim Willow20 Comments

Down the road we saw four potato trucks driving ahead of us. As I drove past my passenger said : “Are there potato trucks? I thought there were just bags.” I cried as the trucks had no windows and the potatoes could not see out. Why are we so cruel to our vegetables? Potato Bag […]

Silly question #4 Where does the flame go when you blow a candle out?

GallerySeptember 21, 2018September 23, 2018 Tim Willow15 Comments

Question post by : The Britchy one. My realtor has reminded me that everything depends upon location. It depends where you are when you start blowing. I would add : It also depends on how far you blow it. A short answer. Do you feel cheated? Does the Britchy one? I hope not, as I […]

Silly question #3: If you stop the microwave before it beeps, are you robbing your food of that last second?

GallerySeptember 18, 2018September 23, 2018 Tim Willow30 Comments

WingedTrish of the introspective Salon asked : If you stop the microwave before it beeps, are you robbing your food of that last second? As the saying goes “Ask a silly question, get a silly answer”. The difficulty I have that most questions people think are quite silly, I think are totally sensible. I am […]

Ask a silly question #2 – Coconut health drink

GallerySeptember 4, 2018September 23, 2018 Tim Willow15 Comments

Well I have received my second silly question. It’s funny and also impossible to answer. Name: Grace Nomel Ask your silly question: Someone I know very recently tried a new coconut health drink for the first time. On opening the carton of drink and smelling its contents, as you do, she exclaimed, “That smells hairy” Staying out […]

Ask a silly question response

GalleryAugust 29, 2018September 23, 2018 Tim Willow32 Comments

Well raynotbradbury has asked me a silly question. Situation 1: I’d like to invite 4 people on the trip (with me), but they doesn’t have any money for the hotel or flight. Invite and pay for them? (I have the exact amount only). Or forget and wait until I’ll become the next billionaire? Here goes : […]

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