Get fit and save money

Imagine if you have an urgent need and are forced to ask something you would never normally do. You can’t just come out and ask – you have to do it in a way that will seem socially acceptable.

You would ever knock on your next door neighbours door and ask to go to the toilet, for example.

Get fit and save money

I started going for longer and longer walks to try and get fit.

I can go out of my door out of the village,through the next village right out into the country. Then one day my numbers came up. All at once. Unfortunately it was numbers one and two.

The Country House

I could see a lonely,house, nothing around it. I was reluctant. Normally I would try and find some kind of shrubbery or a wide tree but I realised one thing.

I had to knock on the door of that cottage to save me from embarrassing myself.


One thing I learned.

If you ask to use your next door neighbours toilet they think you’re mad,but …

If you Knock on a house door in the country they usually think it’s a murderer.

They’re so relieved when you don’t kill them.

Comings and Goings

I get fit. I get to go. I get to use water and electric, for free.

As I’m there, I may as well freshen up,brush my teeth,see what deodorant they have.

What do they care? I’m not killing them am I?

So get yourselves out there, get fit and start saving money.

You can thank me later.

Eiffel tower interlude

Reminds me of when I saw a toilet at the top of the eifel tower. They should install a periscope I said and link it to the flush. Have you noticed that not many people walk through the middle at the bottom of the tower? They tend to congregate around the four corners.

10 thoughts on “Get fit and save money

  1. I didn’t know murderers would knock first before entering. How polite of them. Now, of course, I will suspect everyone knocking on my door.
    Now that you mention it, I did make sure not to look up as I walked through the middle of the Eiffel Tower.

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